Yehblah 2007 - A Strange Event Indeed!

On a warm calm September day, after sunset, strange untold events occurred.  

A mysterious aura of the unexplainable hovered over the clubhouse.

The youngsters were innocently sitting on the poopdeck having a few 

sodas and wieners when a strange woman appeared from out of nowhere.

She had an exploding head!!!!!!!!!!

It ignited the fire pit and she began to cast her evil spell on the youngsters on the poopdeck.  

They began to chant strange murmurings and offered sacrifices of Hank's furniture to the now 

blazing fire!  It was aweful!  I arrived shortly thereafter in my boat when she spotted me with 

her headlights and I was blinded for a moment!  I was so frightened that I almost ate my kneecaps!

That's when the scary part happened.  She conjured up a spell on the lads and their coke turned 

into witch's brew which they began to consume with avid voracity!  

I tried to escape in my boat but they started firing froggles at me as I left!!!  

I took a direct hit and my boat exploded and turned into a 

stawberry cheesecake which I used to float back to the club.

But the evil biaches were not finished yet!  An unholy plan was transpiring of ghastly audacity!

The evil ones including Pigtail gurl and Bambi, grabbed the Cheesecake and cast

 a spell on it. Jo Boy, in his hypnotic state, found the cheesecake 

and was compelled to eat it all after which he exploded!!!!!!

And then he turned into a dog with a stick up his butt!

Who ate the silly witch Biaches, saving Yehblah,